Its Dangerous Out There

Am                             
There are Russians int the front 
                Dm           
yard, there's Martians on the 
   Am
ceiling
                              Dm   
There's a Cape buffalo on the patio
         Em             Am
 and you ask me how I'm feeling
There's a sniper by the swingset, 
    Dm               Am
the highway has been mined
                          Dm       
Then here you come with a great big
       Em                Am
 smile singing, rise and shine


Chorus
Am            Em                 
Well, there's nothing you could 
             Am
say that will get me up today
Dm                         Em
Nothing you have ever said that can 
drive me from this bed
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        Am                         
You can call me lazy, crazy, call 
  Dm              Em
me stupid, I don't care
Am      Dm                 
I ain't gettin' up, cause its 
   Em            Am
dangerous out there.

Am                                
There's a hunter from New Jersey 
     Dm               Am
in my kitchen drinking beer
                       Dm          
There's a Texan out my window with 
  Em             Am
a chainsaw and a lear
I could take a walk around the block
    Dm                 Am
 to shake me from this slumber
                            Dm 
But there's student drivers out 
           Em             Am
today and one has got my number


Am                                
There's a pounding on my front 
      Dm                Am
door its enough to make me scream
Why, its two girl scouts, one 
  Dm             Em               
Jehova's Witness and a whole SWAT 
Am
team
So listen to me, darling.  Please 
Dm                 Am
heed these words I say
                           Dm      
Its too scary here in February 
         Em               Am
dear, set my snooze alarm for May
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Terence Kelleher              
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