C                    G                   C
Let's be xenophobic! It's really in this year
                                G        C
Let's find a nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear
F                      C             G            C
There's no more cutesy stories 'bout E.T. phoning home
F                       C                   G                     C
Let's learn to love our neighbors, like the Christians learned in Rome!
                           
                                      G              C
We know we ought to hate 'em; they're different, you see
                                    G          C
We've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and TV
    F                   C                 G               C
The folks that ought to know have told us how it's got to be
    F               C               G              C
The gospel truth is found in scenes from Alien and V

                                       G        C
Let's wipe out any lifeform that seems to be a threat
                                   G
We'll serve 'em up a genocide they never will forget
       F            C               G              C
'Cause if we miss a couple, they'll breed a couple more!
    F                 C               G        C
And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before

                                        F          C
You see, aliens can never be as good as humankind
              F        C            G
A more delightful race than us you'll never, ever find
   F               C               G                C
So step aside, you star slime, we're ready for your worst!
                             F              C
We know you want to beat us, enslave us and defeat us
 F              C          G                       C
Oppress us and browbeat us, unless we get you first!