Party Favor

Hey, leave a message
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Hey, call me back
         Em
When you get this
                     C     Cm
Or when you've got a minute
                   G    D
We really need to talk
 G
Wait, you know what
            Em
Maybe just forget it
                      C       Cm
Cause by the time you get this
                     G       D
Your number might be blocked

 Em               G
Stay and blah blah blah
           C       Cm            
You just want what you can't have
G  D

 Em                    G
No wait, I'll call the cops
               C       Cm         
If you don't stop I'll call your 
  G  D
dad

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And I hate to do this to you on 
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your birthday
   G        Em          B
Happy birthday by the way
           C              D       
It's not you it's me and all that 
      G
other bullshit
                  Em
You know that's bullshit
             B
Don't you, babe

C              Cm         G
  I'm not your party favor

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Look, now I know we could've done it
Em
 better
                         C     Cm
But we can't change the weather
                         G     D
And the weather's come and gone
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Books don't make sense if you read
      Em
 them backwards
                        C        Cm
You'll single out the wrong words
                      G      D
Like you mishear all my songs

          Em               G
You hear stay and blah blah blah
                C             G  D
You just want what you can't have
    Em                G
No wait, I'll call the cops
               C                  
If you don't stop I'll call your 
G  D
dad

         C             D          
And I hate to do this to you on 
    G
your birthday
        Em            B
Happy birthday by the way
           C           D          
It's not you it's me and all that 
       G
other bullshit
                 Em
You know that's bullshit
            B     C
Don't you, babe
              Cm
I'm not your party favor