Hey, leave a message
G
Hey, call me back
    Em
When you get this
            C
Or when you've got a minute
         G    D
We really need to talk
 G
Wait, you know what
        Em
Maybe just forget it
             C
Cause by the time you get this
         G       D
Your number might be blocked

 Em          G
Stay and blah blah blah
      C              G  D
You just want what you can't have
 Em                 G
No wait, I'll call the cops
         C                   G  D
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

    C          D           G
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
   Em          B
Happy birthday by the way
       C           D           G
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
         Em
You know that's bullshit
    B      C
Don't you, babe
         Cm      G
I'm not your party favor

G                     Em
Look, now I know we could've done it better
               C
But we can't change the weather
             G     D
And the weather's come and gone
G                        Em
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
               C
You'll single out the wrong words
             G      D
Like you mishear all my songs

  Em               G
You hear stay and blah blah blah
      C             G  D
You just want what you can't have
  Em                G
No wait, I'll call the cops
         C                  G  D
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

   C             D         G
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
   Em          B
Happy birthday by the way
       C           D           G
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
         Em
You know that's bullshit
       B   C
Don't you, babe
         Cm
I'm not your party favor