A Fine Romance

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A fine romance with no kisses
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A fine romance, my friend,   this is
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We should be like a couple of 
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hot tomatoes
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But you're as cold as yesterday's 
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mashed potahtoes
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A fine romance, you won't nestle
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A fine romance, you won't     
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 wrestle
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You're just as hard to land as 
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the Ile de France
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I haven't got a chance   this
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 is a fine romance
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A fine romance, my good woman
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My strong, aged  in  the  wood 
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      woman
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You're calmer than the seals in 
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the Arctic Ocean
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At  least  the y flap  their  
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fins to express   emotion
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A fine romance, with no clinches
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A fine romance with no      
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hitches
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You never give the orchids I send a 
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glance
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No, you like cactus plants   
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this is a fine romance