Handyman Blues

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I'm never gonna be the handyman 
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around the house my father was
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So don't be asking me to hang a 
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curtain rail for you, because

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Screwdriver business just gets me 
confused
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It takes me half an hour to change a
 fuse
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And when I flicked the switch the 
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lights all blew

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I'm not your handyman

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Don't be expecting me to put up 
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shelves or build a garden shed
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But I can write a song that 
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tells the world how much I love 
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you instead
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I'm not any good at pottery so 
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let's lose the 't' and just shift 
back the 'e'
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And I'll find a way to make my 
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poetry build a roof over our heads
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I know it looks like I'm just 
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reading the paper
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But these ideas I'll turn to gold 
dust later
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Cause I'm a writer not a decorator…
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I'm not your handyman