Never Buy The Sun

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Someone's hiding in the bushes 
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with a telephoto lens
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While their editor assures them, 
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the means justify the ends
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Because we only hunt celebrities 
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and it's all a bit of fun
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But the Scousers never buy the Sun

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And the parents of the missing 
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girl cling desperately to hope
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While a copper takes improper 
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payments in a big brown envelope
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And nobody in the newsroom asks 
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where this information's from
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But the Scousers never buy the Sun

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          Tabloids make their money
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 betting bullshit baffles brains
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        And they cynically hold up
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 their hands if anyone complains
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        And they say "Look, all 
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we're doing is giving people what 
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they want"
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        Well, they're crying out 
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for justice, people crying out for 
justice

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And the man they call "The Digger"
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 casts a proprietary eye
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Over what goes on in the gutter 
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and what happens in the Sky
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And he claims he's fit and proper 
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and the watchdog sings his song
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But the Scousers never buy the Sun

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International executives they hang
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 their heads in shame
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Tell us with their hands on hearts
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 that the paperboy's to blame
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But everyone who loves that 
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kiss'n'tell, you must share the 
blame as well
        Fmaj7          G       C
But the Scousers never buy the Sun

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          Tabloids making millions 
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betting bullshit baffles brains
                Dm              G 
        And they cynically hold up
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 their hands if anyone complains
                 Fmaj7         
        And they say "All we're 
            Em                  
doing is giving people what they 
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want"
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        Well, they're crying out 
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for justice, people crying out for 
justice

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In the corridors of power they all
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 sit down to sup
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with the devil and his minions and
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 they for his opinions
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But the politicians wring their 
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hands and say "What's to be done?"
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But the Scousers never buy the Sun

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Well no-one comes out well when 
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all is said and done
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But the Scousers never buy the Sun