I Just Won A Million Dollars

C  E  Am  F G
C  E  Am  F G


[Verse 1]
C
 Well the title says it all
  E
I think I just won the Powerball
         Am
Should I tell any  of  my friends?
           F                 G
Well human  nature is ugly so   that
 depends
C
 A  million isn't very much
          E
When your bills are high and you 
like buying stuff
      Am
Buy a fancy car, get a classy girl
      F               G
Maybe cop a plane and explore the 
world


[Pre-Chorus]
      C
Well, whoa
Am                         F
  How does it feel to be a rich man 
now?
C
Whoa
Am                       F
  I would tell you but I don't know 
how


[Chorus]
F            G
I just won a million dollars
Em                  A
It just might solve all my problems
F             G                C
You can win a million dollars, too
F            G
I just won a million dollars
Em                A
It has solved one or two problems
   F             G             C
If I can win the money, so can you


Continues after the ad
[Verse 2]
C
 Taxman comes to my door
   E
He says, "Rates are gonna be high 
this month"
           Am
I'm like, "Fuck you, that sounds 
like theft"
          F                        
He said, "You don't know how basic 
G
economics work"
C
 Well fuck me, I guess he's right
      E
Looks like we're living without 
lights tonight
Am
  We love to have nice things
           F                
I'll buy a shiny guitar with 
 G
expensive strings


[Pre-Chorus]
C
Whoa
Am                       
  How does it feel to be a 
  F
millionaire?
C
Whoa
Am                       F
  I would tell you but I just don't 
care


[Chorus]
F            G
I just won a million dollars
Em                  A
It just might solve all my problems
F             G                C
You can win a million dollars, too
F            G
I just won a million dollars
Em          A
Maybe now I can retire
F                G               
That's a fucking joke, I'll just 
   C
go broke


[Bridge]
Am            Dm
I can't go to sleep
     G           C    Em
They all want my mone-y
F                   Dm           
I can't risk losing everything 
     E
that I need


[Spoken]
(same chord progression as bridge 
playing over this)

Announcer:

You just won one million dollars!

What are you going to do?


Billy:

I'm gonna buy--I'm gonna buy a new 
house

I'm gonna buy a car

I'm gonna buy a private army


Announcer:

That sounds wonderful

Get out of here!

No seriously, get the fuck out



[Chorus]
F            G
I just won a million dollars
Em                  A
It just might solve all my problems
F             G                C
You can win a million dollars, too
F            G
I just won a million dollars
Em                  A
Still can't pay off all my scholars
     F           G            C
I'll die a happy man if I die soon