Plastic Jesus

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C
I don't care if it Rains or freezes
G
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
F                              C 
Ridin' on the dashboard Of my car
   G


C
Through my trials And tribulations
G
And my travels Through the nation
F                              C   G
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far

C                             G
Ridin' down the thoroughfare With a 
nose up in the air
F                               
A wreck may be ahead But he don't 
   C   G
mind

C                           G
Trouble comin' He don't see He just 
keeps his eye on me
F                              C 
And any other thing that lies 
    G
behind

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C                      G        
With my plastic Jesus  Goodbye 
F       C   G
and I'll go far
C                      G      F 
I said with my plastic Jesus 
                            C     G
Sitting on the dashboard of my car

C                         G
When I'm in a traffic jam He don't 
care if I say damn
F                        C    G
 Ican let all my curses roll
C                              
'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear 
   G
'Cos he has a plastic ear
F                                 
The man who invented plastic Saved
    C     G
 my soul

C                G      F       
With my plastic Jesus  Goodbye 
        C   G
and I'll go far
C                      G      F 
I said with my plastic Jesus 
                            C   G
Sitting on the dashboard of my car

Am            G            
An if I weave around at night 
    Am                 G
Policemen think I'm very tight
F                              
They never find my bottle Though 
       C     G
they ask
Am                  G           
'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me 
Am                 G
For his head comes off you see
F                              
He's hollow and I use him like a 
   C     G
flask

G
Woa Woa Woa

C - - G - - F - C -G (Save me)
C - - G - F - - C - G

C                                 
I don't care if it's dark or scary
   G
 Long as I got magnetic Mary
F                             C    G
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
C
I feel that I'm protected amply
G                                 
I've got the love of the whole 
         F                         
damn family Ridin' on the dashboard
   C    G
 of my car

C                G           F  
With my plastic Jesus I said 
               C  G
goodbye And I'll go far
 C                         G      
And I said with my plastic Jesus I
      F                            
 said sittin' on the dashboard of 
   C   G
my car

C                          G
When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got 
my ceramic Satan
F                               C
Sittin' on the dashboard of my 
   G
car
C
 Women know I'm on the level
G
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware 
devil
F                                 
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my 
  C
car