The Real Deal

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With a halo of gnats around my 
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cotton-pickin' head
You never even listened to a single 
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word I said
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You sit there on your pompous ass 
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and click your fancy heels
Contemplate another piece of art 
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that you can steal
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Yeah you're rich and you're 
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good-lookin' and outstanding in 
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your field
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But I'm the real deal, no you can't 
know how I feel
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'Cause I'm the real, real real deal
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Ah ya bet your sweet petuti I'm the
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 real deal

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You may always be rich and I may 
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always be poor
You're the kind that never gets 
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enough of wantin' more
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Hittin' on my friends, swingin' on 
my doors
Here's a little somethin's gonna 
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even up the score
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Try as you may you can't know how
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 I feel
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'Cause I'm the real deal, oh you 
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can't know how I feel
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'Cause I'm the real, real real deal
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Ah ya bet your sweet petuti I'm the
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 real deal

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I used to chop that cotton 
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sometimes leanin' on my hoe
But we all know a hoe ain't just a 
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hoe anymore
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You educated gals are 'sposed to be 
so damned smart
Sometimes you fool around and get 
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the horse behind the cart
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I got one foot in the grave the 
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other 'un on a 'nanner peel
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But I'm the real deal, I can make 
you young girls squeal
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'Cause I'm the real, real real deal
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You bet your sweet petuti I'm the 
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real deal

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