[Intro] (on bass) is something like:
E|----------------------------|
B|----------------------------|
G|----------------------------|
D|--2--2----------------------|
A|----------2--3--3--2--2-----|
E|----------------------------|
C   F          C             F          C
TV party tonight! TV party tonight!
      F         C             F          C
TV party tonight! TV party tonight!

[Verse]
C                   F          C    F         G
We're gonna have a TV party tonight (alright!)
C                   F          C    F         G
We're gonna have a TV party alright (tonight!)

[Chorus]
F               C          Bb          G    F  G
We've got nothing better to do
             F                      C         Bb            G      F G
Than to watch TV and have a couple of brews

[Verse]
All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight (alright!)
We'll pass out on the couch, alright (tonight!)

[Chorus]
F               C          Bb          G    F  G
We've got nothing better to do
             F                      C         Bb            G      F G
Than to watch TV and have a couple of brews

[Bridge]
D                        Bb                  F                       C
Don't talk about anything else, we don't wanna know
D               Bb         F                   C
We're dedicated to our favourite shows

C  Bb G                         C Bb  G
          That's Incredible!          Hillstreet Blues
C  Bb            C  Bb                   F   G
          Dallas            Quincy

[Verse]
TV news shows us what it's like out there (it's a scare!)
You can go out if you want (we wouldn't dare)

[Chorus]
F               C          Bb          G    F  G
We've got nothing better to do
             F                      C         Bb            G      F G
Than to watch TV and have a couple of brews

[Bridge]
D                        Bb                  F                       C
Don't talk about anything else, we don't wanna know
D               Bb         F                   C
We're dedicated to our favourite shows

C  Bb G                         C Bb  G
          That's Incredible!          Hillstreet Blues
C  Bb            C  Bb                   F   G
          Dallas            Quincy

[Bridge]
Saturday Night Live!   Monday Night Football
Ginats Game    Fridays

[Verse]
I wouldn't without my TV for a day (or even a minute)
I don't even bother to use my brain anymore
(there's nothing left in it)

[Chorus]
F               C          Bb          G    F  G
We've got nothing better to do
             F                      C         Bb            G      F G
Than to watch TV and have a couple of brews

[Verse]
Hey, wait a minute, my TV set doesn't work! (it's broken)
Hey, this isn't fair; what are we gonna do tonight? (we're hurting)

[Outro]
No! That's Incredible! No! Hillstreet Blues
No! Dallas  No! Quincy!!

[slower]
C   F C  F  C  F G
No T-V party tonight