Gentleman

F
This old middle finger
Bb                         
Has grown fat and tired from 
               F
flicking the bird
F
My mouth has grown cankerous
Bb            C
From spitting dirty words
Bb
I feel like a strung out 
Snuffaluffagus
Bb                                
On the south side wearing 
          F
Vietnamese cowboy clothes
F                                 
And I found out the hard way that 
    Bb
the pathway to her heart
                   F
Is not through her nose


[Chorus]
F                        Bb
I'm tired of being rude, ticked-off 
drunk and crude
   C                               
My woman can't bring me home to ma 
                F
'cause I am the dude
F                              
I'm tired of swigging this beer, 
          Bb
need to wipe off this ugly sneer
   C                               
My woman can't bring me home to pa 
               F
'cause I am too weird


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                Bb
And she wants a gentleman
                     F
Nothing more, just a gentle friend


[Verse 2]
             F
It's getting hard to lie through my 
teeth
 Bb                                
'Cause they rotted out and they're 
        F
not all there
F                                 
I need my old man to wash my mouth
          Bb
 out with soap
And my mother to scrub this nasty 
F
hair
Bb
Why the fuck is a munchkin on the 
highway?
Jumping out a trash can in Congolese
 F
 cowboy clothes?
Bb
And like a deer transfixed by 
headlights
The bumper crushed his head while I 
         F
God damn froze


[Chorus]
F                        Bb
I'm tired of being rude, ticked-off 
drunk and crude
C                                 
My woman can't bring me home to ma
                 F
 'cause I am the dude
F                              
I'm tired of swigging this beer, 
          Bb
need to wipe off this ugly sneer
   C
My woman can't bring me home to pa 
'cause I am too weird


[Chorus]
F                        Bb
I'm tired of being rude, ticked-off,
 drunk and crude
   C                               
My woman can't bring me home to ma 
                F
'cause I am the dude
F                                
I'm tired of swigging this beer, 
Bb
need to wipe off this ugly sneer
C                                 
My woman can't bring me home to pa
                 F
 'cause I am too queer


[Otro]
F               Bb
And she wants a gentleman
                   F
Nothing more, just gentle friend
                    Bb
Nothing less than a gentleman
                     F
Nothing more, just a gentleman
                     Bb
Nothing less than a gentle friend.
(repeat, ad-lib and fade)