Officer Norris

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Dear Officer Norris is that really
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 your name?
C
Why do all you police men all look 
just the same?
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With your big heavy pistols and your
 bullets galore

I bet your feet are just as flat as 
the floor
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You read us our rights but you 
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read them too fast
C
Officer Norris would you please kiss
 my ass
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Officer Norris, Officer Norris
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Get down on your knees


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Oh, ease out, we'll ease out, we 
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shouldn't have tried
C
Go down to Columbus, Georgia, we was
 so fried
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And the police they get you if you 
look strange at night

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If you're wearing polyester 
double-knit you're alright
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But we only had blue jeans; our 
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eyes was red
C
Said they knew that we was awful; 
all the good folks was in bed
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But what do they know? What do they 
know?
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They don't know everything


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No sheets on the bed, just a 
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blanket of blue
C
If I was your mama I'd run out on 
you
     D7
Were you in Korea and Vietnam, too?

Or did you learn in college like the
 young police do?
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You learned how to use handcuffs 
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and time your own breaks
        C
Gettin' free cups of coffee, free 
coffee cakes
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From middle-aged women that's 
already married

Middle-aged womens that's already 
married


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Officer Norris is that really your 
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name?
C
Why do all you police men all look 
just the same?
          D7
With your big heavy pistols and your
 bullets galore

I bet your feet are just as flat as 
the floor
G                                 
You read us our rights but you 
           G7
read them too fast
C
Officer Norris would you please kiss
 my ass
G               D7
Officer Norris, Officer Norris
C7               G
Get down on your knees