Dysentary Gary

Intro: (2x) strummed fast using up/down strokes
E|-------------------------------
B|-------------------------------
G|-------------------------------
D|-------------------------------
A|-9-9-9-9-9------------10-10-10-
E|------------10-10-10-----------

E|---------------------------| 
B|---------------------------| 
G|---------------------------| 
D|---------------------------| 
A|10--9-9-9-9-9--------------| 
E|---------------10-10-10-10-| 

E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|--------------------------------
D|-------------4-4-4-4------------
A|--------------------------------
E|--3-3-3-3-------------5-5-5-5---

E|---------------------| 
B|---------------------| 
G|---------------------| 
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5----| 
A|---------------------| 
E|---------------------| 

Intro w/ Fill (2x)
Fill:
E|---| D-----------------G-------
B|-------------------------------
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------------
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5-5-
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-
E|---------------------3-3-3-3-3-

E|----------A------------| 
B|---------------------|   
G|---------------------|   
D|5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7--|   
A|5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7--|   
E|3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5--|   


Riff 1: (2x) muted fast
E|---| D-----------------D-------
B|-------------------------------
G|---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-7---7-x-x-x-x-
D|---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-7---7-x-x-x-x-
A|---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5---5-x-x-x-x-
E|-------------------------------

E|----------G------------------| 
B|---------------------------|   
G|x-x-7----------------------|   
D|x-x-7---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5----|   
A|x-x-5---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5----|   
E|--------3-x-x-x-x-x-x-3----|   

E|----| A----------------------| 
B|---------------------------|   
G|---------------------------|   
D|----7-x-x-7-x-x-x-7-x-7----|   
A|----7-x-x-7-x-x-x-7-x-7----|   
E|----5-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-x-5----|   

D                        D
 Got a lotta heart ache.  He's a 
fucken weasel.
G                              A
 His issues make my mind ache.  
Wanna make a deal.
D                                 
 Cause I love your little motions. 
D
You with your pigtails.
G                      A
 What a nice creation.  Worth 
another night in jail.

Pre-Chorus: (1x)-Clean Guitar
E|---| D-----------------------G-
B|-------------------------------
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5-5-
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-
E|---------------------------3-3-

E|--------------A--------------| 
B|---------------------------|   
G|---------------------------|   
D|5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|   
A|5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|   
E|3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|   


Chorus: (1x)
E|---| D-----------------------G-
B|-------------------------------
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5-5-
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-
E|---------------------------3-3-

E|--------------A--------------| 
B|---------------------------|   
G|---------------------------|   
D|5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|   
A|5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|   
E|3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|   

D
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried
 to grow his hair out,
when friends were listening to 
Slayer.
G
I would like to find him Friday 
night.
A
Hanging out with mom and trying on 
his father's tights.
Continues after the ad

Post-Chorus: (6x)
E|---15-14----------------------| 
B|------------15----------------| 
G|-------------------12-12-12---| 
D|------------------------------| 
A|------------------------------| 
E|------------------------------| 

(1)              (2)             (3)
            (4)
Life just sucks, I lost the one. I'm
 giving up, she found someone.
(5)                  (6)
There's plenty more. Girls are such 
a drag.

Intro w/ Fill (2x)
Fill:
E|---| D-----------------G-------
B|-------------------------------
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------------
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5-5-
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-
E|---------------------3-3-3-3-3-

E|----------A------------| 
B|---------------------|   
G|---------------------|   
D|5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7--|   
A|5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7--|   
E|3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5--|   


Riff 1: (2x) muted fast
E|---| D-----------------D-------
B|-------------------------------
G|---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-7---7-x-x-x-x-
D|---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-7---7-x-x-x-x-
A|---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5---5-x-x-x-x-
E|-------------------------------

E|----------G------------------| 
B|---------------------------|   
G|x-x-7----------------------|   
D|x-x-7---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5----|   
A|x-x-5---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5----|   
E|--------3-x-x-x-x-x-x-3----|   

E|----| A----------------------| 
B|---------------------------|   
G|---------------------------|   
D|----7-x-x-7-x-x-x-7-x-7----|   
A|----7-x-x-7-x-x-x-7-x-7----|   
E|----5-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-x-5----|   

D                         D
 So all you little ladies. Be sure 
to choose the right guys.
G                             A
 You'll come back to me maybe. I'll 
shower you with lies.
D                       D
 Got a lotta heart ache. He's a 
fucken weasel.
G                            A
 Decisions make my mind ache. Wanna 
make a deal.

Pre-Chorus: (2x)-Clean Guitar
E|---| D-----------------------G-
B|-------------------------------
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5-5-
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-
E|---------------------------3-3-

E|--------------A--------------| 
B|---------------------------|   
G|---------------------------|   
D|5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|   
A|5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|   
E|3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|   

D
Ease away the problems and the pain.
The girl chose the guy that makes 
you wanna kick and scream.
G
All along, you wish that she would 
stay.
A
Fuck the guy that took and ran away,
 yeah.

Chorus: (1x)
E|---| D-----------------------G-
B|-------------------------------
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5-5-
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-
E|---------------------------3-3-

E|--------------A--------------| 
B|---------------------------|   
G|---------------------------|   
D|5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|   
A|5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|   
E|3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|   

D
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried
 to grow his hair out,
when friends were listening to 
Slayer.
G
I would like to find him Friday 
night.
A
Hanging out with mom and trying on 
his father's tights.

Post-Chorus: (6x)
E|---15-14----------------------| 
B|------------15----------------| 
G|-------------------12-12-12---| 
D|------------------------------| 
A|------------------------------| 
E|------------------------------| 

(1)              (2)             (3)
            (4)
Life just sucks, I lost the one. I'm
 giving up, she found someone.
(5)                  (6)
There's plenty more. Girls are such 
a drag.

[Bass Solo Type Thing] PA Y D then G
 clean (4x)

Post-Chorus: (6x)
E|---15-14----------------------| 
B|------------15----------------| 
G|-------------------12-12-12---| 
D|------------------------------| 
A|------------------------------| 
E|------------------------------| 

(1)              (2)             (3)
             (4)
Fuck this place, I lost the war. I 
hate you all, your mom's a whore.
(5)             (6)
Where's my dog? Cause girls are such
 a drag.

End on Intro(Slightly Different)
E|-------------------------------
B|-------------------------------
G|-------------------------------
D|-------------------------------
A|-9-9-9-9-9------------10-10-10-
E|------------10-10-10-----------

E|---------------------------| 
B|---------------------------| 
G|---------------------------| 
D|---------------------------| 
A|10--9-9-9-9-9--------------| 
E|---------------10-10-10-10-|