Happy Holidays, You Bastard

[Primera Parte]

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E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------
D|-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-4-----6-
A|-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-----6-
E|--------------2-2-2-2-2-2-----4-
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E|-------------------| 
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G|-------------------| 
D|6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2-2-| 
A|6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2-2-| 
E|4-4-4-4--0-0-0-0-0-| 

               B5
It's Christmas Eve and I've
             F#5
Only wrapped two fucking presents
          B5
Christmas Eve and I've only
        F#5
Wrapped two fucking presents

      G#5
And I hate hate hate your guts
  E5
I hate hate hate your guts
    B5         F#5          E5
And I'll never talk to you again
            F#5
Unless your dad will suck me off

[Estribillo]

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B|-----------------------------
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D|-4444-4444-222-222-4444-4444-
A|-2222-4444-222-222-2222-4444-
E|------2222-000-000------2222-
      B5   F#5  E5  F#5
E|----------------------------| 
B|----------------------------| 
G|---------4444---------------| 
D|222-222--4444-4444-222-444--| 
A|222-222--2222-4444-222-444--| 
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B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock
B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock
B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again
           F#5
I'll never talk to you again

[Segunda Parte]

           B5
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
         F#5
Just ate seven fucking hotdogs
      B5
Labor day and my grandpa
         F#5
Just ate seven fucking hotdogs

       G#5
And he shit shit shits his pants
     E5
He's always fucking shitting his 
pants
    B5         F#5          E5
And I'll never talk to you again
            F#5
Unless your dad will suck me off

[Estribillo]

B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock
B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock
B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again
           F#5          B5
I'll never talk to you again

[Final] B5