Turn This Off!

[Primera Parte]

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E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|--5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-
E|----------------0-0-0-0-0-0---5-
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A|7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-----| 
E|5-5-5-5-5---1-1-1-1-1-1-----| 

              C5
If you're too sensitive
               E5
Well turn this off
            A5
If you're offended by these words 
then
            F5
Please fuck off

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E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|--------------5-5---------------
D|--3-3---5-5---5-5---2-2---3-3-3-
A|--3-3---5-5---3-3---2-2---3-3-3-
E|--1-1---3-3---------0-0---1-1-1-
              G5
E|----------------------------| 
B|----------------------------| 
G|----------------------------| 
D|3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-------| 
A|3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-------| 
E|1-1-1-1-1---3-3-3-3-3-------| 

             F5
If you're an asshole with a
Continúa después del anuncio
G5               C5
Dick then that's something
      E5        F5
I can lick Then maybe we can
                   G5
Call ourselves proctologists

[Segunda Parte]

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E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|--5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-
E|----------------0-0-0-0-0-0---5-
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E|----------------------------| 
B|----------------------------| 
G|----------------------------| 
D|7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-----| 
A|7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-----| 
E|5-5-5-5-5---1-1-1-1-1-1-----| 

             C5
When I first took you
                   E5
Out for sushi on a date
    A5
You took me home
                F5
I sadly pumped away

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E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|--------------5-5---------------
D|--3-3---5-5---5-5---2-2---3-3-3-
A|--3-3---5-5---3-3---2-2---3-3-3-
E|--1-1---3-3---------0-0---1-1-1-
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E|----------------------------| 
B|----------------------------| 
G|---------------5-5---5------| 
D|3---5-5-5-5----5-5---5------| 
A|3---5-5-5-5----3-3---3------| 
E|1---3-3-3-3-----------------| 

         F5             G5
On your stomach face or ass
          C5           E5
It's your fault I came fast
   F5                G5
So don't blame it on me
         C5
That's a you thing