Turn This Off!

[Primera Parte]

    C5            E5            A5            F5
E|------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------------------------------------| 
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-----| 
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-----| 
E|----------------0-0-0-0-0-0---5-5-5-5-5-5---1-1-1-1-1-1-----| 

              C5
If you're too sensitive
               E5
Well turn this off
            A5
If you're offended by these words then
            F5
Please fuck off

    F5    G5    C5    E5    F5                G5
E|------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------5-5-------------------------------------------| 
D|--3-3---5-5---5-5---2-2---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-------| 
A|--3-3---5-5---3-3---2-2---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-------| 
E|--1-1---3-3---------0-0---1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1---3-3-3-3-3-------| 

             F5
If you're an asshole with a
G5               C5
Dick then that's something
      E5        F5
I can lick Then maybe we can
                   G5
Call ourselves proctologists

[Segunda Parte]

    C5            E5            A5            F5
E|------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------------------------------------| 
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-----| 
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-----| 
E|----------------0-0-0-0-0-0---5-5-5-5-5-5---1-1-1-1-1-1-----| 

             C5
When I first took you
                   E5
Out for sushi on a date
    A5
You took me home
                F5
I sadly pumped away

    F5    G5    C5    E5    F5        G5         C5
E|------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------5-5------------------------------5-5---5------| 
D|--3-3---5-5---5-5---2-2---3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5----5-5---5------| 
A|--3-3---5-5---3-3---2-2---3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5----3-3---3------| 
E|--1-1---3-3---------0-0---1-1-1-1---3-3-3-3-----------------| 

         F5             G5
On your stomach face or ass
          C5           E5
It's your fault I came fast
   F5                G5
So don't blame it on me
         C5
That's a you thing