Intro: 
2x guitar 
 
Verse GUITAR 
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Intro / Verse BASS 
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2x guitar + bass 
 
B          F# 
I took her out  
C#       Ebm 
It was a Friday night  
B      F# 
I wore cologne  
C#         Ebm 
To get the feeling right  
B          F# 
We started making out  
C#           Ebm 
And she took off my pants  
B          F#            C# 
But then I turned on the TV  
 
B                                    F#        C# 
And that's about the time she walked away from me  
Ebm     B                     F#     C# 
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three 
Ebm            B              F# C# 
And are still more amused by tv shows  
Ebm               B 
What the hell is ADD?  
F#                      C# 
My friends say I should act my age  
Ebm 
What's my age again?  
C#                   B 
What's my age again?  
 
B     F# 
Then later on  
C#           Ebm 
On the drive home  
B        F# 
I called her mom  
C#     Ebm 
From a payphone  
B        F# 
I said I was the cops  
C#                 Ebm 
And your husband's in jail  
B               F#      C# 
The state looks down on sodomy  
B                                         F#    C# 
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me  
Ebm     B                     F#     C# 
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three  
Ebm            B              F#          C# 
And are still more amused by prank phone calls  
Ebm               B 
What the hell is call ID?  
F#                      C# 
My friends say I should act my age  
Ebm 
What's my age again?  
C#                    Ebm 
What's my age again?  
 
Solo:   Ebm     C#      B       C#   4x 
 
C#                                   F#        C# 
And that's about the time she walked away from me 
Ebm           B               F#     C# 
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three 
Ebm            B                  F#       C# 
And you still act like you're in freshman year  
Ebm               B 
What the hell is wrong with me?  
F#                      C# 
My friends say I should act my age  
Ebm 
What's my age again?  
                                         F#      C# 
And that's about the time that she broke up with me 
Ebm           B                  F#     C# 
Noone should take themselves so seriously 
Ebm              B        F#      C# 
With many years ahead to fall in line  
Ebm                 B 
Why would you wish that on me?  
F#            C# 
I never wanna act my age  
Ebm 
What's my age again?  
C# 
What's my age again?  
 
Solo:  F#       C#      Ebm     B     3x 
 
F#      C#      Ebm     C#        B 
What's my age again?