Dumb Ways To Die

Get squished by a rock
Carried off by a big angry hawk
Chase a pheasant bird, across the path
Face bloodclan and their terrible wrath
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

It's cold out in the snow
Thrown off the edge of the gorge
Get trapped under the ice
Wound infections after getting rat bites

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Try to fight dogs by yourself
Flattened while tryin' to save a mouse
Catch a cough that's green or white
Get struck down due to starclan's might

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Attack the sharptooth from above
Sacrafice yourself for true love
Washed away, taking a poo
I wonder, what these red berries do?

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Stuck inside the camp during a forest fire
Have your evil plot up and backfire
Jump on a dog and then drown the a river
Save your friend from badgers while defending her babies
Go down in smoke in a grandeur
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to dieeeeee
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die