Roadkillers

We're sick of your lame assed shows,
it's time to admit your band fucking blows!
Your fan-base is weak,
pathetic, and feeble,
at your last show
there was only 10 people!
You think you're "getting
your name out there",
Blood Freak is pissed
so you better beware
Nobody gives a fuck so it's time to quit,
Your band is a joke,
on your corpses we'll split!
The Blood Freaks are out for the kill,
Poser-band death is really a thrill
Retardification was the first to go,
it wasn't fast, it was painful and slow
next up was Ensuckment,
they went down hard,
Mucouie gutted the singer,
a fashion queen retard!
We are the Roadkillers
and we rule the highway!
Killing wannabe rock stars
that are really fucking gay!
We are the Roadkillers
and you better watch out!
Causing tour-van accidents
is what we're all about!
Stupid scenesters
enjoy these pointless "gigs"
Worm Face will kill
and slaughter them like pigs
We're taking theme down one by one,
Warm up the Butchermobile,
and don't forget my gun!
The Slaughtercycle is ready
to spread oil-slicks,
they won't know what happened
bye bye you pricks!
This is the end of your arrogance
and ego,
You can pretend you're famous
while you fly out the window!