I'm a Wigga

I wear fake gold to make up for my little cock
Got my rag on backwards so i look just like 2pac
With my cap tilted cause i'm tryin' to hide,
The fact that i'm from maine, but i represent the south side
Got a bb gun that looks just like a "mac 10"
If i shot your biatch it might not even break her skin
I wear my jeans so low you can see my booty crack
Got chrome painted rims on my 86'pontiac
With fuzzy dice in a rigged up black/white
My curfew's at 10 but i stay out till midnight
Sittin' in my ride puffin bennys from my one hitter
Can't smoke at home cause ill get caught by my baby sitter
I wanna be black but with my mustache i look mexican
I learned how to spit rhymes from readin green eggs and ham
I talk plenty shit so that must make me hard
I did a 2 day stretch from stealin at wal-mart

I'm a wigga so go figure
I'm just a white boy that wants to be a nigger
Don't forget the dew rag take me to the tanning booth
Got a little bling bling next week i'm gettin a gold tooth

Callin up some honeys the only give me pussy cause i say i got the money,
None of my hoes are over 13 cuz to these little tricks my dick looks humongous
I live my mammas basement and i'm almost 23
Other than that there's nothin goin for me
Never had a hard day in my life, you see,
Except when i took my mother fuckin "g.e.d"
I ain't a gangsta bitch,i'm just a pranksta bitch and if you step to me,i run just like a bitch
I run just far enough to where you cant catch me,
Peel out in my ride and call you pussy
But livin in the suburbz i'm the toughest on my block and every little hoe is ridin' all up on my jock
Not packin too much meat so i stuff it with a sock
Remember the first line, yeh i said: "i had a little cock"

I'm a wigga so go figure
I'm just a white boy that wants to be a nigger
My closets full of boo boo sippin on the 40's
My name is really carl but you can call me shorty

When you see me struttin' down the street walkin' with a limp its not because i'm hard its cause i got my ass kicked by a bunch of real g's they beat my ass and shanked me with a knife for tryin to be down and claim in ghetto life
It'll all catch up to you in the end some day you'll be alone and i'll be with all my friends and we'll kick your ass, yeh we'll beat you down
Motherfucker don't make me act a clown

I ain't in a gang but i can talk the slang
I know the ebonics hand book like it ain't no thang
So i must be real yo
I listen to mc hammer and i'm down with my new dough
So that pretty much how the story goes
I'm the suburban gangsta that fucks 12 year olds
Just a skinny honky that tries to act tough but i'm the first to back down if you call my bluff

I'm a wigga so go figure
I'm just a white boy that wants to be a nigger
Smokin' tokin' stank were a pick in my hurr
Stompin' in my air force 1's but can't afford 2 pair...