Thou swell, thou witty
Thou sweet, thou grand
Wouldst kiss me pretty?
Wouldst hold my hand?

Both thine eyes are cute too, what they do to me
Hear me holler, I choose a sweet lollapaloosa in thee

We'd be so sweet in a hut for two
Two rooms and kitchen I'm sure would do
Give me just a plot of, not a lot of land
And thou swell, thou witty, thou well

Thou swell, thou witty
Thou sweet, thou grand
Wouldst kiss me pretty?
Wouldst hold my hand?

Both thine eyes are cute too, what they do to me
Hear me holler, I choose a sweet lollapaloosa in thee

We'd be so sweet in a hut for two
Two rooms and kitchen I'm sure would do
Give me just a plot of, not a lot of land
And thou swell, thou witty
Thou sweet, thou pretty
Thou swell, thou witty, thou well