Florida Man
Blue Öyster Cult
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Am [Verse 1]Am Should you ever settle down in theG Sunshine StateAm You should know of its tangledG fateF How the conquistador came down toEm FloridaDm G Long before it had a nameAm G The medicine man of the SeminoleAm Knelt by the sacred flame and heG cursed the soul of theF Conquistador and his son, and hisEm sons,Dm G and the young onesAm Of the Florida Man [Chorus]Am Em Dm Florida ManG Am Em Dm Florida ManG Am Em Dm Florida ManG Am Florida Man [Bridge]Dm Down at the mallContinues after the adAm Where the boys crawlG Ted makes love to a concrete wallDm Am His brother, Red, said his Uncle NedG Found Elvis in a loaf of bredDm Am High on meth, there's little BethG The neighbor's cat is on her breathDm Am Dan dreams he's got wings of fireG He's waking' and shaking' on a power wire [Chorus]Am Em Dm Florida ManG Am Em Dm Florida ManG Am Em Dm Florida ManG Am Florida Man [Solo]Dm Am GDm Am GDm Am GDm C Bb Gm Am [Bridge 2]Dm Am Slim sees his face on a moonlit waveG He grabs a shovel, digs his own graveDm Am Lee hates plate glass, he drives right through itG Said "Alice's caterpillar made him do it"Dm Am A Miami Nurse snatches a purseG Drives down the freeway in reverseDm Am Phil asks the cops to test his drugsG After they find him hiding under a rug [Chorus 3]Am Em Dm Florida ManG Am Em Dm Florida ManG Am Em Dm Florida ManG Am Florida Man [Other]Am G Don't you laugh it could be youAm The Florida curse always comesG trueF You can jeer but you don'tEm understandDm Any fragile soulG Am Can be a Florida Man