Intro: (Piano) 
Bm  F#  x2 
Em7  A  Em7  F#
Bm

(guitar 00:42) 
G  F#  x3  
Bm   
 
[Verse]
Bm                 A                Bm
Junkies down in Brooklyn are going crazy
Bm                            A                Bm
They're laughing just like hungry dogs in the street
G               A                 D                G   F#
Policemen are hiding behind the skirts of little girls
Em                           D              A
Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat

[Chorus]
G           F#          G                   F#   G   F#
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
G                  A              Bm
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
G                  F#             Bm
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

[Verse]
Bm                            A                Bm
Catholic school girls have thrown away their mascara
Bm                             A                Bm
They chain themselves to the axles of big Mac trucks
G                      A                  D    G   F#
The sky is filled with herds of shivering angels
Em                         D                  A
The fat lady laughs, "Gentlemen, start your trucks"

[Chorus]
G           F#          G                   F#   G   F#
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
G                  A              Bm
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
G                  F#             E     Em
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

D

[Bridge]
G   F#  x12
Christina
Mother's home
Christina
Come to mother
Christina

[Outro]
G          F#          G          F#     G    F#
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

G                  A              Bm    x7
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

G                  F#  
Joan Crawford has risen …..