A                             G
Grandma has new dentures
       A                     G  
To eat the crust of pizza
           A                        G
Been taken out by her daughter 
A                                   G
Because she thought she ought'a
        A                       G
The kids are eating snickers
A                               G
Because they're so delicious
A                              G
Then there's sticky fingers
A                            G   B    C
And mother loses her knickers

(chorus)
            Eb                Bb              C 
Bank holiday comes six times a year
                   Eb                      Bb             C
Days of enjoyment to which everybody cheers
            Eb                 Bb                     C 
Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer
                     C  Bb   G
......then its back to work A.G.A.I.N.

A                     G
Bar-b-que is cooking
A                     G
Sausages and chicken
          A           G
The patio is buzzing
          A                                 G
The neighbours they are looking
A                         G
John is down the fun pub
A                         G
Drinking lots of lager
A                           G
Girls and boys are on the game
A                                    G    B    C
And all the high streets look the same

(chorus)
instrumental same as verse and chorus
(chorus) x2