She says there's ants in the carpet
Dirty little monsters
Eating all the morsels
Picking up the rubbish

Give her effervescence
She needs a little sparkle
Good morning TV
You're looking so healthy

We all say
Don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes
'Cause we feel the same
We kiss with dry lips
When we say good night

End of a century
Oh, it's nothing special

Sex on the TV
Everybody's at it
And the mind gets dirty
As you get closer to thirty

Gives her a cuddle
Glowing in a huddle
Good night TV
You're all made up
And you're looking like me

We all say
Don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes
'Cause we feel the same
We kiss with dry lips
When we say good night

End of a century
Oh, it's nothing special

Can you eat her? Yes you can

We all say
Don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes
'Cause we feel the same
We kiss with dry lips
When we say good night

End of a century
Oh, it's nothing special

We all say
Don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes
'Cause we feel the same
We kiss with dry lips
When we say good night

End of a century
Oh, it's nothing special

Oh, end of a century
Oh, it's nothing special