A
The weekend is back
   F      F7
But so is he
   C
Head to the floodlights
          G
See the fraternity
          D
They are waiting
A
I hear them up in the north
      F            F7
And down in the south
   C
And all that is spewing
   G            D
Spewing out of his mouth

(chorus)  A F F7 C G D
Entertain me

A
At his and hers dating
   F     F7
Bored minds agree
   C
Requirements to be stated
          G
Replies awaited
A
She wants a loose fit
     F               F7
He wants instant whip
   C
He guesstimates her arrival
       G             D
Will she want it really badly

(chorus) A F F7 C G D
Entertain me

A
A car, a house both in street
   F                F7
The boredom of the sober week
   C
The weekend is here, hip hip hooray
         G             D
To make the blues just go away

(chorus) A F F7 C G D
Entertain me