The Perfect Christmas

[Bobette]
I've been dreaming of this moment
Every night throughout the year
Now I'm happy and I know it (I know it)
'Cause the season is finally here

But there's a ton of preparations (preparations)
That we all gotta get done (gotta get done)
So gather up the decorations (decorations)
And get ready to have some fun

Pink and yellow, red and green
Orange and purple and aquamarine
Painting a rainbow with tinsel and lights
It's better together, so let's do it right
(Let's go)

Making it perfect is easier than it sounds
Time for teamwork, everyone gather around
It's a race to put a smile on each face
So let's spread the magic all over the place

Lollipop, gum drops and loads of candy canes
Twinkling toy shops and other dandy things
The bells are ringing, everyone's singing
A tune that fills the room with holiday swinging

It's on its way, so put your head in the game
And we'll make the perfect Christmas, just you wait
(Christmas, just you wait)
Heya Rudie, how's your duties?

[Rudie]
It's hard to wrap gifts with hooves

[Bobette]
It's okay, how's Ginger's baking?

[Ginger]
They're cute, but they don't taste that good

[Rudie]
(Blergh)

[Bobette]
Surely Coal must've hit her goal

[Rudie]
You gave a job to the rock?

[Bobette]
(Ehehe)
Now don't get it twisted, I'm glad for your assistance
Go, take a well-earned break, and I'll do my best to fix this
Trust me

[Ginger]
Okay, just let us know if you need anything

[Bobette]
Okay (hehehe)

Ouughh, what was I thinking?

I can't fix this Christmas quick enough
All this stuff is just too much for one little toon
No one else can help me, move along
They do it wrong, it takes so long
For me to redo

Guess it's time for multitasking
A perfect Christmas is all I'm asking

I've done it before, I'll do it again
They will adore this Christmas when I
Wrap the presents, bake all the treats
Decorate everything and cook up a feast
And finally put up the star on top of the tree-
Woah, woah, woaah

Everything's perfect
It's blurry, but I'm proud
It's like a commercial, everyone's gathered 'round
But there's no traces of smiles on their faces
They're staring with looks I can't place

It's strange, a change has left my head in such pain
My ears are ringing, the lights are beaming
The air is stinging, something's seeming off
They're not singing
I think they're screaming?

My head's cracked and the ichor's dripping down
But I can't let that eyesore get me down
It's time to host, so I'll put up a smile
Carve the Christmas roast to make it all worthwhile

The table's empty
I think they want to play
Hide and seek, tag or some other festive game
So I'll do my part to get this party started

Ready or not, I'm searching far and near
So in case you forgot your Christmas cheer
I'll find you, remind you that the time is here
For the bestest, festive party of the year

Three, two, one
Ready or not, here I come