Cookout

Grab a seat have something to eat
help yourself its alright
If you want a beer theyre over here
But we only have coors light
Try a chip with my homemade dip
the stuff is out of sight
Right before bed we'll shave your head
glad to see you dressed in white

Cause its a Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout

Heres my wife/sister
she brightens up my day
she went away and i missed her
cause my moms a lousy lay
dont hang with foreign fellows
itll only be your loss
Stay here and roast marshmallows,
by the burning cross

at the Klan Kookout
Klan Kookout
dans on lookout
at the Klan Kookout

and if youre black
dont wanna see your face
theyre like highschool track
its just a stupid race
we got a plan
kill all the jews
are you a mexican
cause you seem confused?
senor...que? que? que? (kkk)

its a klan kookout
klan kookout
mein kampf? man, check that book out
at the klan kookout

all men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed
heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses schindler's list
i cook i clean, cause im the hooded host
and on halloween, i dress as a...slaveowner!

we hate hispanics
hence the 20 foot walls
and all you goddamn dirty catholics
can cath-o-lick my balls
ethnics give off wierd aromas
and i cant understand
why we need highschool diplomas
with the bible in hand!

at the klan kookout
klan kookout
klan kookout
klan kookout