High School Party

Dm
High School party, senior year
F
Boys and girls are all sippin’ on 
beer
C
I like soda, where’s the soda

Am I the only fucking person here 
that likes soda
Dm
I see you from across the crowd
                F
I said the party is bumpin’ and the 
music is loud
C                            
You’re really drunk and you’re 
          Dm
looking sad
N.C.
It’s like a date rape ad


F
Girl, then we start to dance and
C
Girl, baby this is romance
Dm                                 C
         N.C.
Girl, I’m starting to grow down 
below, shit, why did I wear sweat 
pants
F
Girl, your bodies like what
C
conjunction junction, that’s a fine 
ass butt
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I’m like a cashew in a lollipop, 
                C
Just keeping suckin’ ‘til you get to
 the nut

And I said


       F                      
Let’s rob an Asian kitchen, or 
  C
stroll down the block
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Either way girl, we’re taking a 
 C
walk(wok)…nothing?
F
You’re going to love me the way my 
uncle did
C
Except you’re not gonna to go to 
court for doin’ it


F                      C
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
       Dm                    C
Either way, you’re giving me head
F
I’m gonna love you the right way
C
Shawty with a body looking hotty 
when I say


Dm
Girl
           C
When I say girl
Dm                    F
We go into the bedroom exchanging 
nervous laughter
C
Why’s it called dry humping if I 
always need a towel after
Dm                                
You spread your naked legs and I see
F
 that wounded that never healed
C
Even though you’re yelling for me, I
 can tell your lips are sealed
Dm
We’re both aware of my erection
F
You ask if I have protection
C
I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy 
em once I was in the convenient 
store my old baby
walked in I had to hide
them near the tic-tacs I was so 
embarrassed I peed myself a little 
bit


F
Girl
C
Girl
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Insert a euphemism

A sexy mental prism
F
Increase my pelvic rhythm

For you with my syllogism
C
I know your body and I know how to 
please ya

Don’t thank me, thank wikipedia
Dm
Guys don’t go down, well I am
F                                 
What the fuck is that, I should 
                  C
have brought my diagram
Dm
Ooh did you feel that, that was an 
educated guess
C
Ooh did you feel that, uh that one 
was a sneeze, my bad


Dm
High school party, senior year
F
None of that happened cause I wasn’t
 invited…hm