Im Bo Yo

E A C#m B

[Verse 1]
E                       A
Now I don't know if all boy scouts 
are gays
               C#m              
But they could probably "tie the 
               B
knot" in like fifty different 
ways...
         E                         
I got a safe full o' cherries, 
    A
cause I pop it and lock it,
  C#m                          B
A girl's like a fridge, once a week 
you should stock it,
             E                     
And girl, if your into a rimmin 
       A
it's only safe if your swimming,
               C#m             
And girl don't sit on the couch 
                  B
cause I treat my objects like women.
  E                A
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
   C#m                      B
My shits so hot I leave the toilet 
bowl steamin
E                                 
Girl I'm gonna tear it (tarot), 
       A
like the cards of the gypsies
       C#m                         
You'll bleed for so long you'll get
 B
 monthly ellipses.
E                            A
If the pants are loose, girl I'll 
replete (re-pleat) ya.
         C#m                       
You're a first time vegan and it's 
B
nice to meet (meat) ya

[Chorus]
    E
I'm bo yo
            A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
         C#m                 
And I'll weather your weather 
             B
whether you think I'm clever or
E
Think your better your not
A
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
      C#m                    B
I'm a real G shawty that can really 
find your g spot
E           A
Oooohhhhhh...yeah
C#m
Hey, What the fuck's a g spot?
E A C#m B

[Verse 2]
(This is a rhythm part normally 
without guitar, but if you want to 
play
along...here are the chords)
Go to a
E                     A
Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3
     C#m                        
Spin that plant around you got a 
 B
third world country
E             A
That's right, consider yourself 
warned
    C#m                        
I'm offensive and creative like 
 B
handicapped porn
     E                         
Your playing with your breasts, 
 A
excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
     C#m                       B
Your pushin em together like a titty
 Venn Diagram
E                    A
Look at that CRACK Excuse me can I 
buy a gram?
C#m                        B
Right below your diaphram, ass looks
 like your hidin ham.
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E                A
First base, were making out
C#m                      B
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
E                       A
Third base, I'm getting take out
        C#m                     
And I'd try to take it home if I 
 B
knew I'd take it out
      E                        A
But I just don't know I said I just 
don't care
   C#m                     B
My flow's so cold I need a tampon 
from a polar bear
E                       A
Cause you can smell and spell my 
stink
C#m                 B
B.O. lingers and it makes you think

[Chorus]
    E
I'm bo yo
            A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
         C#m                 
And I'll weather your weather 
             B
whether you think I'm clever or
E
Think your better your not
A
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
      C#m                    B
I'm a real G shawty that can really 
find your g spot
E           A
Oooohhhhhh...yeah
C#m               B              
Provided that you point me in the
         E
 general Direction

[Instrumental]
A C#m B

[Verse 3]
E                          A
Girls are like donuts when I be 
bustin bo nuts,
      C#m                          
I can make em cream-filled or give 
       B
them a layer of glaze
         E                    
I'm like doug's friend Skeeter 
     A
whenever I meet her.
        C#m                        
Casue I skeet her so hard you could
 B
 call her Patty Mayonnaise.
   E                      A
My girl is epyletic cause she's the 
one I'm jerkin with
C#m                            B
Common you asian child laborer show 
me what your workin with...
                 E      
Cause there's an inverse 
                 A
relationship between respect and 
sects
    C#m                         
I'm talking bout religious sects 
        B
like a mormon sect
              E                  
That says you can't have sex with 
            A
members of different sects
        C#m                 B
but you can't have sex with members 
of the same sex
          E                        
So if the sects can't be different,
     A
 the sex can be same
         C#m                   B
then the only sex left is some left 
hand shame
E                           A
And girl I left you cause u left the
 game
            C#m                    
and if that don't feel right then u
     B
 can write my name

[Chorus]
    E
I'm bo yo
            A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
         C#m                 
And I'll weather your weather 
             B
whether you think I'm clever or
E
Think your better your not
A
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
      C#m                    B
I'm a real G shawty that can really 
find your what now
E           A
Oooohhhhhh...yeah
C#m               B
Ooohhh...but im inidaquite
       E              A
have i got that point across yet
    C#m           B
How original

[Verse 4]
E                      A
Look pass the skin and look to the 
lyrics
      C#m                       
I run miracle circles around you 
      B
like spherical lyrics
E                A
This isn't about ironic pigment
          C#m                      
If you're imagining this then I'm a
 B
 chronic figment.
   E                     E
My junks so long that it hangs and
          C#m                    
so at the nude beach people think 
     B
I'm lookin for lost rings
E                            A
Play the skin flute while ur big boy
 sings
       C#m                     
if you want to take it all wear 
 B
African neck rings.
E                       A
Haters call me gay, but that aint 
hatin
          C#m                B
Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals 
are straight and
   E                      A
If I'm in the closet then you are 
below me
          C#m          B
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, 
homey

[Chorus]
    E
I'm bo yo
            A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
         C#m                 
And I'll weather your weather 
             B
whether you think I'm clever or
E
Think your better your not
A
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
      C#m                    B
I'm a real G shawty that can really 
find your what now

[Other]
E A C#m B
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