Sad

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It's about all the sad stuff. 
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Just picture a depressed onion 
cutting itself

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I met a homeless man named Rich
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Isn't that terrible?
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I saw a flyer for a lost dog
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And the dog didn't have any legs
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I saw a diabetic kid 
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trick-or-treating
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I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
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That was sad, or a deer

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I saw an old man get hit by a train
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He didn't see it in the pouring rain
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He didn't hear me shout, "Look out 
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for the train!"

Because I didn't say anything

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I just thought to myself, "Ooh, this
 is gonna be sad."
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           And it was
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      I'm a genius

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I saw a man with only one eye
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In a 3D movie
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I saw a little boy drop his ice 
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cream cone
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Directly on his mother's corpse
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I saw a kitten stuck in a tree
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Then the kitten jumped off and he 
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hung himself
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I saw a boy who had red hair
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I went to a store looking for 
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something to buy
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But they only sold paintings of the
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 same sad guy
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No, wait--this store sells mirrors!
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See what I did there?
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Let's rock! No

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(The last chord progression of 
spoken
Section, ending with the G on "I'm a
Sociopath!".)

[Spoken]

The world's so sad, bros. Pain, 
genocide, war, sexism, racism
But I've gotta remember there's good
 things about it too
Like the fact that none of that's 
happening to me! Score! Still
Though, it's hard not to be sad 
about it. How do y'all do it? I've
Been telling you guys terribly sad 
things this whole song; you
Haven't been sad at all. You've 
been--you've been happy--no
You've been laughing. That's it, 
laughter, it's the key to everything
It's the way to solve all the 
sadness in the world! I mean not for
 the
People that are actually sad, but 
the people like us that've gotta
Fucking deal with them all the time.
 Being a comedian isn't being
An insensitive prick capitalizing on
 the most animalistic impulses
Of the public; it's being a hero. 
The world isn't sad. The world's
Funny! I'm a sociopath!

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I saw an old man slip and fall
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Hey, what a fucking idiot
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I saw a woman at her daughter's 
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funeral
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Ha ha ha. Classic comedy
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Everything that once was sad
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Is somehow funny now
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The Holocaust and 9/11
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That shit's funny 24/7, cuz
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Tragedy will be exclusively 
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joked about
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Because my empathy is bumming me 
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out
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Goodbye, sadness

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