Sexting

Cmaj7
Sexting (Whoa)
Gmaj7
 It isn't sex it's the next best 
thing
Cmaj7
Sexting
Gmaj7
 Aye, aye, AT&T


[Verse 1]
Cmaj7
 I am in bed I am ready to go with 
you
Gmaj7
 Tonight I'm thinking of taking it 
slow
         Cmaj7                     
We'll use emojis only, we don't 
             Gmaj7
need phonetical diction
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient 
 Cmaj7
Egyptians


[Verse 2]
                              Gmaj7
You send me a peach, I send a carrot
 back
You send a Ferris wheel, that's 
       Cmaj7
pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stub implying 
         Gmaj7
that the Ferris wheel's your body
And I'd really love admission to it
Cmaj7

Oh no! What if now you think that 
      Gmaj7
I'm implying your vagina is as big 
as a Ferris wheel?
Cmaj7
 You send back a snowman
Gmaj7
 Crisis averted (Thank God)


[Chorus]
Cmaj7
Sexting (Whoa)
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Gmaj7
 It isn't sex it's the next best 
thing (Next best thing)
Cmaj7
Sexting
Gmaj7
 Aye, aye, AT&T


[Verse 3]
Cmaj7
 No more emojis, now it's on to 
words
Gmaj7
I ask what you're wearing. You 
reply, "A shirt"
Cmaj7
You say, "Are you naked?"
                           Gmaj7
I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat",
 you say, "lmao" but I doubt that
Cmaj7
 I'm getting hot at just the thought
 of what I'd do to you
Gmaj7
 Cause in my head I'm in your bed 
and getting through to you
Cmaj7
 They made the internet for nights 
like these
Gmaj7
 I love you, baby, send a picture of
 your tits, please


[Chorus]
Cmaj7
Sexting (Whoa)
Gmaj7
 It isn't sex is the next best thing
 (Next best thing)
Cmaj7
Sexting
Gmaj7
We are sexting (Aye, aye, AT&T)


[Verse 4]
Cmaj7
 You send the pic and say it's now 
my turn
Gmaj7
Jesus fucking Christ I guess I never
 learn
Cmaj7
 My phone's flash is my only light 
and
Gmaj7
 The flash makes my dick look 
frightened
Cmaj7
 I chicken out and send a picture of
 my face instead
Gmaj7
 Because my dick looks like the baby
 from Eraserhead
Cmaj7
 You say, "I sent my titties that's 
not fair"
Gmaj7
 So I send it to you and then my 
phone dies


[Otro]
Gmaj7                    Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah
                  Em7
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick 
                          Gmaj7
and one hand on my phone, yeah
                         Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah
                  Em7
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick 
                          Gmaj7
and one hand on my phone, yeah
                         Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah
                  Em7
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick 
                          Gmaj7
and one hand on my phone, yeah 
(Pussy)
                         Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah 
(Titties)
                  Em7
Stuck in my home, yeah (Balls)
                                    
                         N.C.
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick 
and one hand on my phone, yeah