D Bm A GD Bm A G Gm [Verse 1]D Bm A G Walking around, I've got no one to talk toD Bm A G There's everyone, and then there's just meD Bm A G If I could change, don't you think that I'd do itD Bm A G God only knows why he cursed me to beGm a straight white male [Bridge]Bm I state my problemsF# G other people roll their eyesBm Three trips to the mallF# G and zero khakis in my sizeBm I've never been the victimF# G of a random search for drugsD Bm But you can't say my life is easyG A D until you've walked a mile in my UGGs [Chorus]Continúa después del anuncioG A D G A D Straight white male, I know the road looks tough aheadF# The women want rightsBm G The gays want kidsGm Can't you just leave us alone? And also, no, to the things you asked forD Bm A GD Bm A G Gm [Verse 2]D Bm A G Everyone thinks that I've got it easyD Bm A G Just 'cause it's true, doesn't mean that it's rightD Bm A G So pull up a chair, and put down your pitchforkD Bm A G Give me a chance to show you what it's likeGm to be a straight white male [Bridge 2]Bm The churches never made meF# G Feel ashamed of who I amBm But I get e-mails from NetflixF# G that g-mail doesn't mark as spamBm My country's Constitution wasF# G hand-written by my raceD Bm But my wife bought me the brand new iPhoneG A D with an iPod Touch's case (it doesn't fit that phone) [Chorus]G A D G A D Straight white male, I know the road looks tough aheadF# The women want rightsBm G The blacks want not to be called the blacksGm Can't you just leave us alone?F# And also, no, to the things you asked for Nooooooo G F# Bm (x6) [Chorus]G A D G A D Straight white male, I know the road looks tough aheadF# The women want rightsBm G The African-Ameri-it doesn't work for the rhythm of this songGm We used to have all the money and land We still do but it's not as fun now
Straight White Male
Bo Burnham
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