Welcome To The Internet
Bo Burnham
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[Tab - Riff 1] E|-------------------------------- B|-------------------------------- G|-------------------------------- D|-------------------------------- A|-------------------------------- E|-5-7-9-------------------------- [Tab - Riff 2] E|-------------------------------- B|-------------------------------- G|-------------------------------- D|-------------------------------- A|-5-7-8-------------------------- E|--------------------------------Dm Welcome to the internet! Have a look aroundGm Anything that brain of yours Can think of can be foundF We've got mountains of content Some better, some worseA7 If none of it's of interest to you You'd be the firstDm Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seatGm Would you like to see the news Or any famous women's feet?F There's no need to panic This isn't a test, hahaA7 Just nod or shake your head And we'll do the restDm Welcome to the internet! What would you prefer?Gm Would you like to fight for Civil rights or tweet a racial slur?F Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!A7 We've got a million Different ways to engageDm Welcome to the internet! Put your cares asideGm Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who diedF We've got movies and doctors And fantasy sportsA7 And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings Of all the different characters inDm Harry Potter fucking each other Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socksGm 'Cause a random guy just kindly Sent you photos of his cockF They are grainy and off-putting He just sent you moreA7 Don't act surprisedContinues after the adYou know you like it, you whoreDm See a man beheaded Get offended, see a shrinkGm Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you thinkF Start a rumor, buy a broom Or send a death threat to a boomerA7 Or dm a girl and groom her Do a zoom or find a tumor in your—Dm Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your momGm Here's why women never fuck you Here's how you can build a bombF Which power ranger are you? Take this quirky quizA7 Obama sent the immigrants toA7 Gm F E Dm Vac_ci_nate your kidsDm Could I interest you in Everything all of the time?Gm A little bit of everything All of the timeF Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crimeA7 Anything and everything All of the timeDm Could I interest you in everything All of the time?Gm A little bit of everything All of the timeF Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crimeA7 Anything and everything All of the time( Dm C Bb A7 )Dm C You know, it wasn'tBb A7 Always like thisDm C Not very long agoBb A7 Just before your timeDm C Right before the towersBb A7 Fell, circa '99Gm This was catalogsDm A7 Dm Travel blogs, a chatroom or twoGm We set our sights andDm A7 C7 Spent our nights waitingF7 For you!Dm7 Gm7 C7 You, insatiable youF7 Dm7 Mommy let you use her iPadGm7 C7 You were barely twoDm And it did all theDm/C# Dm/C Bb Things we designed it to doBb Now, look at you!C Oh, look at you!D YouG7 Em You!Am7 D7 Unstoppable, watchableG7 Em7 Your time is now, your inside's outAm7 D7 Honey, how you grewEm Em/D# And if we stick togetherEm/D A Who knows what we'll do?C D It was always the plan toB7 C Put the world in your hand( Em Em/B )Em Could I interest you in Everything all of the time?Am A bit of everything All of the timeG Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crimeB7 Anything and everything All of the timeEm Could I interest you in everything All of the time?Am A little bit of everything All of the timeG Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crimeB7 Anything and everything andB7 Anything and everythingB7 B7 And anything and everything andEm All of the time