I'm A Jerky Jerk

Well, I've been called a lot of things in my life
A dope, a ninny, a twit
A pea-brained, lame-brained, no-brained
Know-it-all little pip
An obnoxious dunce, an old goon
A bone-headed, puny buffoon

But no one's ever told me
How much they cared
I thought they were too stupid
To see the genius of this little squirt

But on reflection
Their lack of affection
Is because it turns out I'm a jerk

Can I go on ignoring their words
When everything they're saying is true?
That's why I'm always alone
'Cause I'm a jerk

Wait, but that's me
That's who I am, baby!
I'm a jerk! I'm a jerky-jerk!

I don't care what they think!
I don't care who I hurt!
Yeah!

I'm obnoxious and annoying!
I'm toxic, soul destroying!
I'm a jerk! I'm a jerky-jerk!

Yep! I'm a jerk!