Well, I've been called a lot of things in my life A dope, a ninny, a twit A pea-brained, lame-brained, no-brained Know-it-all little pip An obnoxious dunce, an old goon A bone-headed, puny buffoon But no one's ever told me How much they cared I thought they were too stupid To see the genius of this little squirt But on reflection Their lack of affection Is because it turns out I'm a jerk Can I go on ignoring their words When everything they're saying is true? That's why I'm always alone 'Cause I'm a jerk Wait, but that's me That's who I am, baby! I'm a jerk! I'm a jerky-jerk! I don't care what they think! I don't care who I hurt! Yeah! I'm obnoxious and annoying! I'm toxic, soul destroying! I'm a jerk! I'm a jerky-jerk! Yep! I'm a jerk!