C                                 G
Well friends you know once I was took in 
                          C
By a girl with a twinkly eye
                                   F
But the first time that I wasn't lookin' 
         G                    C
She ran off with a handsomer guy oh my
C                          G
But I'm an inventin' type feller 
                              C  
So as soon as my brain got uncurled
                             F
I tiptoed right down to my cellar 
     G                  C
And built a mechanical girl

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C                          G
Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel 
                        C
Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel
                             F
And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil 
      G                 C
She's my ever lovin' machine

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[Verse]
D                                A
She's always right there when I need her 
                         D
And she's very easy to please
                             G
And hardly cost nothing to feed her 
            A                 D
Just some water and oil and grease
D                            A
She never complains when I stay out all night 
                                  D
She never complains that I ain't rich
                                   G
And each time I want her just to cuddle me up tight
         A                         D 
I just reach out and turn on 'er switch

[Chorus]
D                         A
Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel 
                        D
Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel
                             G
And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil 
      F                 D
She's my ever lovin' machine

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[Verse]
E                              B
She has no trouble makin' her mind up 
                                    E
Cause friends I did not give her a mind
                                 A
And her heart is a clock that I wind up 
      B                           E
So I know that she'll love me in time
E                              B
She always did what she was supposed to 
                              E
Right up to this evening but then
                           A
She had an affair with a toaster 
          B                   E 
And they ran off and left me again

[Chorus]
E                         B
Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel 
                        E
Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel
                             A
And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil 
      B                 E
She's my ever lovin' machine