Home Sweet Home

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Concentration Camps beauty Queens
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TV Dating, the American Dream
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So romantic when I can't stay clean
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My favorite makeup is getting 
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hard to find but I don't mind
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My hair is greasy but my vision's 
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clear
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I know exactly what's happening here
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These fascist parasites have 
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crawled into my head
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And I'm stuck in bed
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Home sweet home

[Chorus]
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I've got carpet on my floor
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And a gun by every door
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And I am free, I'm free to live my
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 life in constant fear
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I got food in my garage
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My garage is very large
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My kingdom, my kingdom will survive 
a thousand years
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You know

[Verse 2]
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Ironic distance isn't very far
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This rifle has a range of 2 
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thousand yards
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When I shot him I didn't hear 
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the bullet fly
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Is it ironic that his death is 
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televised, he still died
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I close my eyes
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It's hard to protest when you're
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 so confused
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This gun won't talk to me, so 
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what's the use
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And the pain is relative if your 
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relatives survive
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I still got mine
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How did you find me?

[Chorus]
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I've got carpet on my floor
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And a gun by every door
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And I am free, I'm free to live my
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 life in constant fear
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I got food in my garage
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My garage is very large
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           N.C.
My kingdom, my kingdom will survive 
a thousand years

[Verse 3]
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And if virtue is it's own reward
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May all the righteous always
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Make it one
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And I'm ready for my scene
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And I'm such a drama queen
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Hey director, start the smoke and 
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cue the laughter, now it's time to 
kill the actors
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Come on!