Dude Get With The Program

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[Verse 1]
D                Dmaj7
Pack and get out fast.
                    D7
No going out with a blast.
                  G
No leaving here tomorrow.
    Bm                           F#
And don't you even think about a severence fee.
D                             E7
Unemployment won't be paid by crooks and cheats.
     G                               Gm
So enjoy your rice and beans, if you can afford the beans.
                D                         A
That's a little joke, tha... tha-- that I have.

D                               Dmaj7
  A fuse with dynamite sticks attached.
                         D7
A hand that's holding a match
                  G
and lighting it tomorrow.
        Bm                               F#
And the flames of discontent will not be washed away
           D                                  E7
'cause the flames will be kept alive by piles of cocaine.
          G
It didn't have to be this way.
               Gm                            D               A
You could have figured out a way to help us out but you just said

[Chorus]
         D
HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED
         G
HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED
             Bm                         G
YOU COULD BE DEAD AND NO ONE HED  WOULD CAD .
         Bm
HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED
         F#
HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED
     G            A                D
YOUR EVERY E NUTE HED  HAS BEEN IN VAIN

[Intro]
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[Verse 2]
D                            Dmaj7
Don't give the money to the kids
                   D7
Vapor rub on their eyelids
                      G
Nothing will change tomorrow
N.C.                            F#
Tell us how we're all making sacrifices
         D                               E7
But it's hard to sacrifice when we don't make decent wages
         G                       Gm
Have you seen our salaries? It's kinda like your salary
           Bm            A
Except without all the zeroes

D                                Dmaj7
You're working on your first million
                    D7
I'm on my first thousand
                    G
And bills are due tomorrow
Bm                              F#
Something about helping out the family
    D                                      E7
But that just means your kids get to drive Mercedez
               G
'Cause there's no relation here
 Gm                                Bm            A
Family does not get pushed out the door and get told...

[Chorus]
         D
HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED
         G
HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED
             Bm                         G
YOU COULD BE DEAD AND NO ONE HED  WOULD CAD
         Bm
HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED
         F#
HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED
     G            A                D
YOUR EVERY E NUTE HED  HAS BEEN IN VAIN

[Bridge]
D                           G
So take your things off the shelf
    A                           A#
You got about an hour, you're a peon with no power
         Bm               F#
So don't YOU tell ME that I did something wrong
D                           G
So take your things off the shelf
A                         A#
I'll be in the other room with a lighter and a spoon
Bm             C
Go on kid, get on your way

[Chorus]
         D
It's not fired, It's laid off
               G
You didn't get fired, you're laid off
             Bm                        G
You could be DEAD, and we'd all really care!
               Bm
YEAH, IT'S NOT FIDD , IT'S A ID OFF
               F#
YOU DIDN'T GET FIDD , YOU'D  A ID OFF
             Bm
YOU COULD BE DEAD...
N.C.
(Cutting corners! Downsized! Laid off! Could be...)
D
DEAD IN A BOX
             G
YOU COULD BE DEAD IN A BOX
             Bm                    G
YOU COULD BE DEAD AND NOBODY WOULD CAD
       Bm
SO GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED
        F#
HEY GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED
     G            A                F#             B       A#       D
AND YOU DESERVE EXACTLY WHAT WE'D  GIVING YOU AND WE'D  GIVING YOU NOTHING!!!!

[Otro]
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Fuck you.