Blueberry Jam

Intro riff
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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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When life is tough and very scary
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My wife and I, we chomp a blueberry
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When hardship comes, well we don't 
tarry
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We rush to the fields and pick some
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 blueberry
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When future days are hot and hairy
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When Christmas threatens to not be 
merry
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When weighted down with more'n we 
can carry
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We drop everything and eat a 
blueberry


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[Verse 2]
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When the liquor cabinet's out of 
sherry
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And no-one can answer my eternal 
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query
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And I can't reach my dear aunt Teri
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I know I can savor a juicy blueberry
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When world leaders acts like Moe, 
Curly and Larry
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And even the Buddhists get leery and
 wary
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And there's too much falling to 
dodge and to parry
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Why not relax and try a blueberry?

[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
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When the hatchet you threw in the 
hole won't stay buried (And the last
 bus left for Tucumcari)
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And the world feels like a mortuary 
(Everything's just too temporary)
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And everyone's creamer's gone 
non-dairy (The Devil's joined the 
seminary)
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When the rivers flood at Harpers 
Ferry (And the voices are silent in 
Tipperary)
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Wife asks "ready?" and you scream 
"very!"
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Wouldn't waste no time (Let's be 
smooth like Fred Astaire, he)
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I'll eat your blueberries and you 
eat mine
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We'll be fine!