D E D E A I spent a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. [Chorus] A I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, F#7 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, D E A If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. [Verse] D E Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, D E A And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. [Chorus] A I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, F#7 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, D E A If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. [Verse] D E Three dollars on some balm for my lips, D E Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, D E A And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. [Chorus] A I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, F#7 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, D E A If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. [Verse] D E Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, D E Three dollars on some balm for my lips, D E Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, D E A And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. [Chorus] A I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, F#7 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, D E A If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. [Verse] D E Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, D E Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, D E Three dollars on some balm for my lips, D E Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, D E A And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. [Chorus] A I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, F#7 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, D E A If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. [Verse] D E Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, D E Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, D E Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, D E Three dollars on some balm for my lips, D E Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, D E A And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. [Chorus] A I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, F#7 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, D E A If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. [Verse] D E Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates. D E Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, D E Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, D E Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, D E Three dollars on some balm for my lips, D E Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, D E A And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. [Chorus] A I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, F#7 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, D E A If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. [Verse] D E Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick, D E Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates. D E Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, D E Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, D E Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, D E Three dollars on some balm for my lips, D E Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, D E A And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. [Chorus] A I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, F#7 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, D E A If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. [Verse] D E Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas, D E Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick, D E Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates. D E Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, D E Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, D E Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, D E Three dollars on some balm for my lips, D E Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, D E A And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. [Chorus] A I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, F#7 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, D E A If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. [Verse] D E Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom, D E Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas, D E Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick, D E Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates. D E Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, D E Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, D E Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, D E Three dollars on some balm for my lips, D E Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, D E A And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. [Chorus] A I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, F#7 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, D E A If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. [Verse] D E Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings, D E Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom, D E Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas, D E Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick, D E Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates. D E Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, D E Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, D E Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, D E Three dollars on some balm for my lips, D E Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, D E A And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. [Interlude] D E A D E A [Outro] D B E I spent twelve dollars on a twelve pack of beer. N.C. *Laughs* "It was SUPER cheap." D E Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings, D E Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom, D E Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas, D E Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick, D E Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates. D E Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, D E Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, D E Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, D E Three dollars on some balm for my lips, D E Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, D E A And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.