Oh Boy

She's so easy to fall for, but boy she's so hard to hold
She looks at you like the morning, you know
You're gonna be hungry when you get home
Her lips make the cherries and the berries and the apples look pale
She could ask anything you would do anything no matter what you would obey

And she turns every room into a dance floor
She turns and she sways and she spins
And you stand still like a statue and
You can't take your eyes off her skin
Oh boy, you'd better slow it down
You're running on unsolid ground
She'll never slow down for you
Oh boy, you'll never wear that crown
You're just one of one hundred clowns
I know it's sad but it's true

Everything that she touches every word from her mouth turns to gold
How can you ever get her right when she's all colors and you are grey and cold
Keep looking up but she'll never ever look down
Oh look at this part you've chosen, you're the jester of the queen
She's the queen of the town

And you wish she was in a movie
You could watch at home ten times a day
Where you could just sit without
Having to think about something important to say
Oh boy, you'd better slow it down, you're running on unsolid ground
She'll never slow down for you
Oh boy, you'll never wear that crown
You're just one of one hundred clowns
I know it's sad but it's true

You should go home boy
You should call a friend
Someone to tell you
There's no happy way for this to end
Shut your eyes boy
Don't let them fool you
See all this beauty
It's looking through you
Put out that fire boy
Don't let it eat you
Don't you know it's dangerous
What did your daddy teach you
It's not your fault and
It's not her fault but
You're gonna fall hard

Oh boy, you'd better slow it down
You're running on unsolid ground
She'll never slow dance with you
Oh boy, you'll never wear that crown
You're just one of one hundred clowns
I know it's sad but it's true

Oh, boy