Psychic Lady

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Well I called up the psychic lady on
 my TV set
  Bb                            
I gave her my credit card number 
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said do your best
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She said if I were you boy I 
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wouldn't even get out of bed

She said Mars is lined against you 
and you better stay home
Yeah I see earthquakes, floods and 
famines wherever you roam
Yeah, the next few days for you are 
like the twilight zone

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I said psychic lady, you drive me 
crazy
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          Bb                  
With your video voodoo and you 
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beehive hairdo
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Like a genie in a bottle you're 
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livin? in my TV set

Well I went down to my car but the 
motor was dead
And I remembered what the psychic 
lady had said
Right then someone knocked me in the
 back of the head
Well I woke up beat up face down in 
the busy street
And I hailed me a cab but they'd 
taken my wallet and keys
Then a cop stopped by and arrested 
my for vagrancy

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Fiddle

Well my lawyer bailed me out but all
 my stuff was gone
They'd taken everything but my 
trouble makin' telephone
So I threw it out the window, said 
psychic lady leave me alone

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