Girl Next Door

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[Verse 1]

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When you took me home, you knew who 
you were taking
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Not some Debbie debutante, standing
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 in an apron, frying up your bacon


[Pre-Chorus 1]

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My house and my mouth and my mind 
get kinda trashy

I've never been to jail, but Hell, I
 wouldn't put it past me


[Chorus]

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So,  if you want the girl next door,
 some Virgin Mary metaphor
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Your cardboard cutout on the wall, 
your paper or your Barbie doll
    Am
With perfect hair and a perfect 
dress, I'm really just the perfect 
mess
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And I ain't nothing less or nothing
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 more, so baby, if you want the girl
 next door


[Post-Chorus]

             Am
Then go next door and go right now, 
and don't look back, don't turn 
around
               F
And don't call me when you get 
bored, yeah, if you want the girl 
next door
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Then go next door


[Instrumental]

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[Verse 2]

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Sorry, I ain't sorry that I ain't 
your Marsha Brady, uh-uh
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If I ever met her, bet she'd 
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probably hate me

'cause you'd wanna date me


[Pre-Chorus 2]

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My heart and my head and my bed can 
get real twisted

And you wouldn't be the first to 
think you're gonna go and fix it


[Chorus]

G  Am
So,  if you want the girl next door,
 some Virgin Mary metaphor
    F
Your cardboard cutout on the wall, 
your paper or your Barbie doll

     Am
With perfect hair and a perfect 
dress, I'm really just the perfect 
mess
    F                              
And I ain't nothing less or nothing
         G
 more, so baby, if you want the girl
 next door


[Post-Chorus]

             Am
Then go next door and go right now, 
and don't look back, don't turn 
around
               F
And don't call me when you get 
bored, yeah, if you want the girl 
next door
           Am
Then go next door


[Solo]

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[Bridge]

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The thing that turns you on is what
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 you wanna change
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But you have a better chance of 
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slowing down a train


[Chorus]

G Am
    If you want the girl next door, 
some Virgin Mary metaphor
    F
Your cardboard cutout on the wall, 
your paper or your Barbie doll
    Am
With perfect hair and a perfect 
dress, I'm really just the perfect 
mess
   F                               
And I ain't nothing less or nothing
          G
 more, so baby, if you want the girl
 next door


[Post-Chorus]

             Am
Then go next door and go right now, 
and don't look back, don't turn 
around
               F
And don't call me when you get 
bored, yeah, if you want the girl 
next door
           Am
Then go next door


[Other]

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