Illegitimate Children

INTRO:
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E|15-13-13-11-| 
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E|12-16-17-|  
B|----------| 
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A|----------| 
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VERSE:
N.C.
She's getting' hammered
E|------| 
B|------| 
G|------| 
D|------| 
A|-2-4--| 
E|------| 

    D        A
On Alabama slammers
  D            A
Three drinks ago, no
     E                E7
He wouldn't stand a chance
 A
He's sipping' whiskey

         D             A
Feelin' confident and frisky
         D               A
Writes 'Slow Hand' on a twenty
      E              A
And slips it to the band


PD-C HORUS:
       Bm           B       
By the end of the first verse 
          B7
they're out on the floor
        E          Bm7   E
By the end of the song they're out 
the door


CHORUS:
  D                 A
Spirits are up inhibitions are down
Continúa después del anuncio
       E                A
Same story's unfolding all over town
          D
From the barroom to the bedroom
             A           F#m
The path's weathered and worn
E|-----------| 
B|-----------| 
G|-----------| 
D|-2/4-2---0-| 
A|-------4---| 
E|-----------| 

 D               A         E     
This is how illegitimate children
      A
 are born


VERSE:
N.C.
So it's his place or hers
E|------| 
B|------| 
G|------| 
D|------| 
A|-2-4--| 
E|------| 

  D               A
Whichever comes first
         D              A
They're all the way to second base
        E           A
In the back of the cab


PD-C HORUS:
      Bm        B         B7
It's hard to resist that liquored up
 lust
          E       Bm7  E
And it's easy to think it might be 
love...


CHORUS:
       D                 A
When spirits are up inhibitions are 
down
       E                A
Same story's unfolding all over town
          D
From the barroom to the bedroom
             A           F#m
The path's weathered and worn
E|-----------| 
B|-----------| 
G|-----------| 
D|-2/4-2---0-| 
A|-------4---| 
E|-----------| 

 D               A         E     
This is how illegitimate children
      A
 are born


BDA K:
   B           B7
Strangers and slow songs
 B7
Barstools and backeasts
         E           D
Lead to bottles and babies
     A           Bm
Ask cabbies and barkeeps


CHORUS:
       D                 A
When spirits are up inhibitions are 
down
       E                A
Same story's unfolding all over town
          D
From the barroom to the bedroom
             A           F#m
The path's weathered and worn
E|-----------| 
B|-----------| 
G|-----------| 
D|-2/4-2---0-| 
A|-------4---| 
E|-----------| 

 D               A         E     
This is how illegitimate children
      A
 are born

   A
E|-----------0-| 
B|---------2---| 
G|-------2-----| 
D|-----2-------| 
A|---0---------| 
E|-0-----------| 

       D               A     
Yeah, this is how illegitimate 
    E           A
children are born