The Bittorent Song

-Verse 1-
Gather 'round and hear my story
'Bout the new old west
I sought torrents, rips, and ISO's
Logged in under guest

Movies, music, games and porno,
Warez and killer apps,
Compressors, CODECs and keygens
Compilers, hacks and cracks

-Chorus-
Data's streamin' my hard drive's screamin'
Fragmenting the night
Bit's are flowin' corruption's growin'
Into every last byte

-Verse 2-
Bad command or file name
OK, now what's next
D-I-R where is my brain
It's coded in base hex

Alright now you'll feel my wrath
Don't ever mess with me
Cram this up your Gigabyte
So long Format C:

-Chorus-

-Bonus Verse-
If you watch my lips real closely
You'll see they don't match what I'm saying
My typewriter emits fluids
All of which are intoxicating

Staring at my shoes all after-
Noon on heroin isn't boring
Just to poop I need the surgical
Equivalent of apple coring

-Chorus-
Naked Lunch
Naked Lunch
Naked Lunch
Naked Lunch