Female Bonding

Intro:  E (4 bars with stop at end)

Verse1:      E
        Well me and all of my 
buddies,
           A                  E
        we spend most all our time

        with a fishin pole or a 
remote control
               B
        of any ball game we can find
                    E
        and all the experts say male
 bonding
           A            E
        is good for any man
                  A                
        but I can testify that even
 E
 if they're right,
                     B             
        there's only so much I can 
E
stand

Chorus: (tacet)            A        
                 E
        I need some female bonding, 
I need a woman's touch
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                             B
        you know I like just hangin'
 with the boys
                              A    
        but this man can only stand
     E
 soo much
        I want some femi-nine 
A                              E
company, I need a heart that's true
            B                      
        and girl if you'll bond 
  A                 E
with me I'll bond with you

Verse2:
        now too much of a good thing

        can drive a man insane

        I got nothing against my 
buddies

        and I sure hate to complain

        but male bonding ain't worth
 nothing

        on a lonesome summer night

        I might even trade my fast 
boat

        for a woman that'll treat me
 right


        [CHORUS]

        [G  O - chorus with stops at
 end]

        [CHORUS]

Coda:       B                       
 A   A Bb
        and girl if you'll bond with
 me,   I said
            girl if you'll bond with
 me,   yeah
            girl if you'll bond with
 me,
        (stop)         E
        I'll bond with you