Who Phoned The Law

A                               D
Let me set the scene about the song I'm gonna sing
A                               D
someone brought the two ounce bag now that's a thrillin' thing
A                               D
does it work and is it good he said it doesn't suck
A                               D
where's it from and what's it called Alaskan "Thunder Fun"
E                               A
we started up the pipe that never seemed to end
E                               D
opened up my baggie and tried this tasty blend
E                               A
invited 'round my friends - all the family
E                               D       (D)
I called into the local rag the richest history

Refrão:
A
The dog's got the munchies
D
the cat ate the stash
A
the chick who fed it to thems
D
lying laughing on her ass
A
the monkey's in the kitchen
D
the donkey's in the hall
A    A    D   D      D   A
HEY! HEY! WHO PHONED THE LAW?