Poor Mama

      A           C#m         F#m
 Well mama opened up a can of 
      D
worms today
A                 C#m  F#m      
 Heard her on the phone trying 
           D
to think of ways
      A                   C#m     
 That she could break the news 
        F#m       D
that Santa Claus was fake
A          E      A
 Mama, you crazy


       A                C#m       
 Just quit your wasting money 
   F#m      D
buying toys for me
A                C#m  F#m       
 They're already made -- just 
           D
you wait and see
      A             C#m           
 And come Christmas morning 
     F#m       D
they'll be under the tree, oh
A            E     A
 So let's be lazy



            D              A      
   And poor mama don't believe 
            E     A
that there's a Santa Claus
       D              A           
   She gave up eating chocolate, 
       E           A
it must be the withdrawals
      D            A              
   Or just another side effect of 
E     A
menopause
          D                 A 
   'Cause how could someone not 
             E      A
believe in Santa Claus?

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   Poor mama


A C#m F#m D x2


      A             C#m           
 Well daddy says we gotta get the 
F#m       D
roof replaced
A                 C#m  F#m      
 Where's he gonna land? Or park 
     D
his sleigh?
           A                  C#m 
 We should probably wait 'til 
            F#m     D
after Christmas just in case
             A       E   A
 I'll help ya if you pay me



            D               A     
   And poor daddy don't believe 
             E     A
that there's a Santa Claus
       D              A       
   He probably got electrocuted 
  E       A
deckin' halls
      D                A     
   Or all the years of smoking 
         E           A
things against the law
          D                 A 
   'Cause how could someone not 
             E      A
believe in Santa Claus?
   A
   Poor daddy


A | C#m | F#m | D x4  (here's a riff
 in the song)


 F#m     B             D         
 How can little old me be the 
           A
only rational one?
    F#m               B
 To all of you who've never believed
         D                         
 You can take it up with him when 
  E
he comes



            D           A   
   But poor mom and dad don't 
             E     A
believe in Santa Claus
        D             A          
   They need to be in therapy, I 
E                     A
mean they seem pretty lost
          D             A      
   'Cause Santa was the greatest 
             E    A
dude there ever was
      D              A            
   So how can people not believe 
  E     A
in Santa Claus?
        A    C#m  F#m  D
   Poor mama
        A    C#m  F#m  D
   Poor daddy