Do Virgins Taste Better

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A dragon has come to our village 
today
         C
We have asked him to leave, but he 
won't go away
          G
Now he's met with our king, and 
they've made out a deal
    D                           C 
No homes will he burn, and no 
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crops will he steal
      G
Now there is but one catch, we 
dislike it a bunch
          C
Twice a year he invites him a virgin
 to lunch
        G
We have no other choice, so the deal
 we'll respect
          D                   C   
We can't help but wonder and pause
       G
 to reflect

[Chorus]
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Do virgins taste better than those 
who are not?
          C
Are they salty or sweet or more 
juicy or what?
        G
Do you savor them slowly, gulp them 
down on the spot?
    D                          C  
Do virgins taste better than those
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 who are not?

[Verse 2]
          G
Now we'd like to be shed you, and 
many have tried
     C
But no one can get through your 
thick scaly hide
    G
We hope that some day, some brave 
knight will come by
           D                    
'Cause we can't wait around 'til 
         C           G
you're too fat to fly
     G
Now you have such good taste in your
 women for sure
     C
They always are pretty, always are 
pure
            G
But you're notion of dining it makes
 us all flinch
        D                  C      
You're favorite entree is 
   G
barbecued wench (mine too!)

[Chorus]
       G
Do virgins taste better than those 
who are not?
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          C
Are they salty or sweet or more 
juicy or what?
        G
Do you savor them slowly, gulp them 
down on the spot?
    D                          C  
Do virgins taste better than those
          G
 who are not?

[Verse 3]
       G
Now I found a solution, it works out
 so neat
       C
If you insist on nothing but virgins
 to eat
    G
No more will our number ever grow 
small
       D                        
We'll simply make sure theres no 
  C         G
virgins at all

[Chorus]
       G
Do virgins taste better than those 
who are not?
          C
Are they salty or sweet or more 
juicy or what?
        G
Do you savor them slowly, gulp them 
down on the spot?
    D                          C  
Do virgins taste better than those
          G
 who are not?


[Verse 4]
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Now, I am a dragon, please listen to
 me
         C
For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful 
degree
       G
This ecology needs me and I know my 
place
         D                       C
But I'm fighting extinction with 
          G
all of my race
         G
Well, I came to this village to 
better my health
           C
Which is shockingly poor, despite 
all my wealth
       G
But I get no assistance and no 
sympathy
        D                      C  
Just impertinent questioning 
       G
shouted at me

[Chorus 2]
      G
Yes, virgins taste better than those
 who are not
        C
But my favorite snack food with 
peril is fraught
        G
For my teeth will decay and my trim 
go to pot
     D                          C 
Yet virgins taste better than 
           G
those who are not

[Verse 5]
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Well, I'm really quite good almost 
all through the year
     C
Vegetarian ways are now mine out of 
fear
       G
But a birthday needs sweets as I'm 
sure you'll agree
     D                         
And barbecued wench tastes like 
  C        G
candy to me!
       G
As it happens our interests are 
almost the same
         C
For I'm really quite skillful at 
managing game
     G
If I ate just your men, would your 
excess decline?
    D                              
Of course not, the rest would just 
 C           G
make better time

[Chorus 2]
      G
Yes, virgins taste better than those
 who are not
        C
But my favorite snack food with 
peril is fraught
        G
For my teeth will decay and my trim 
go to pot
     D                          C 
Yet virgins taste better than 
           G
those who are not

[Verse 6]
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But the number of babies a woman can
 bear
       C
Has a limit, and that's why my 
pruning's done there
       G
Yet an orphan's a sad sight and so 
when I munch
     D                    C       
I'm careful to take only virgins 
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for lunch